HOW RAILA’S ASSASSINATION WAS PLANNED: While in the USA the two despots sent 15 NIS to track baba’s activities.They would attend his meetings as messengers, cleaners and tea girls.Then it happened that the enigma was to visit Our VP in Germany.The NIS followed him collecting details of his flight,Departure time, seat number and Plane details.Two individuals were to execute the assassination by gas.One female peace vendor and a Kulei.That was plan A.If it failed,The People’s president was to be gunned down in his V8! Baba, like always has his intel even in their panties and boxers.Raila! He paid for two earlier scheduled flights, seats were vacant and boarded a totally different plane.They expected him to land at 11:00Am but baba the mysterious one landed and caught them off guard.He changed the flight and flight route from klm direct to Kq Via Dubai.Time to execute plan B:Pulling the trigger As they reorganized to kill Rao in his V8,A sleek crystal white Armored Range Rover cruises in and picks The People’s president! Desperation crawled in.Now, I don’t know how many times you have seen baba in a sweater especially when mingling with his supporters.Today in the scorching sun baba was in a sleeveless jacket.That was a bullet proof jacket! So was Winnie and Raila Junior.The whole family in bullet proof jackets.When things proved thick,the sniper had to try his luck.As baba waved at ecstatic crowds at Landhies Road,a trigger was pulled.The multitude shielded him and accidentally, the bullet hit his windscreen.Thanks God it was an Armored Range! One of our cameramen took an exclusive Photo of the sniper assassin!

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MARAGA The CJ Says; “When we sat down to render our judgement on the presidential petition,we made ourselves very clear. We advised the IEBC to ensure that the repeat poll be conducted in a manner that the electoral principles enshrined in our constitution are STRICTLY adhered to. I’m still not convinced that the Chebukati-led team is making any attempt(s) to this effect. I don’t know how the system operates but I’m afraid – the same fate which befell the last petition, is likely to befall [this] future one. If election shall not have been conducted with the 60 days, we shall issue another directive. I also do not encourage the current killings that are being perpetuated by the police. The judiciary is making strict follow-up to bring those culpable to book. I call upon members of the public to help us in this cause by reporting any incidents of police brutality. We’re determined not to leave any stone unturned.” D. Maraga Chief Justice.

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